Go home, Marvel. You are drunk.

Yes, Spider-Man. When you start singing, we know you’re drunk.

And Cap, when you start wearing a motorcycle helmet with wings on it, we know you are drunk.

Go home, Carol Danvers.

Tony, you are undoubtedly Marvel’s most famous drunk.

See?

Nobody needs to see that, Bruce. Go home, Drunk Hulk. (We love you on Twitter, though.)