Go home, Marvel. You are drunk.

drunk spider-man

Yes, Spider-Man. When you start singing, we know you’re drunk.


And Cap, when you start wearing a motorcycle helmet with wings on it, we know you are drunk.

drinking carol danvers

Go home, Carol Danvers.

iron man 128 demon in bottle

Tony, you are undoubtedly Marvel’s most famous drunk.




Nobody needs to see that, Bruce. Go home, Drunk Hulk. (We love you on Twitter, though.)


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