It’s a very special installment of iPhone photos of Halloween stuff. This time: Halloween stuff at the dollar store!
Dollar stores are an increasingly successful part of the country’s retail industry. Customers have even forsaken discount stores like Walmart to patronize dollar stores.
Of course, dollar stores have their limitations, especially when it comes to Halloween merchandise. You won’t find a large selection of masks and costumes there. You will find some basic masks, a good variety of creepy decor and bags of sugary treats.
Here’s a quick look at the best of the dollar store’s eerie merchandise.
These skeletons wearing shrouds are actually pretty cool. They’re small, of course, but detailed and effective.
And here’s the Carrot Top version:
Dollar stores might not have elaborate costumes, but they’ve got a heck of a variety of cloth to compliment a costume.
There’s creepy cloth:
Not sure exactly what makes it creepy.
And bloody cloth, which is self-explanatory and just as creepy. Maybe creepier.
My favorite part of this is imagining the offshore factory where this is made. “Yeah, Marge, they switched me from the creepy cloth to the bloody cloth production line today.”
Here’s the 787th invention that I wish I had come up with. I hope the person who invented the squashed witch is getting some royalties.
And thank goodness for warnings:
“Oh my gosh, I was about to give this blow-up plastic ghost to Timmy to use in the pool as a floatation device. Good thing I saw this warning.”
And, last but not least, the ever-popular graveyard rat.
Now with extra red eyes!
More to come.